Werner Herzog does not approve of television unless it involves wacky animals.
The only thing I remember about this period of my life is that I really, really liked that watch.
vipy & fluffy
Looks like something you’d see in the Steely Van.
Yes. Except for the crew neck t-shirt. Those will not be allowed.
Richard Florida reports on America’s fittest cities – the answers may surprise you.
THE SECOND FITTEST CITY IN THE CUNTRY IS GIVING SUMMER OF MEGADETH THE CREEPS
Having been to the #1, #2, and #3 fittest cities many times and even living in one of them—what the fuck are they basing this on? Did they typo?
Ross seems pretty fit, but … having lived in #1 and #2 I am skeptical. As for #3, Big Papi could stand to lose a bit.
Behind every fat Minnesotan are two thin Minnesotans, standing quiet and still.
What is the German word for the thrill you get when, while watching Twin Peaks, you realize you are wearing the exact same outfit as one of the characters, followed immediately by disappointment because it wasn’t Jerry Horne?
I swear, every time I click on a Yelp link on Google “just to check to see if they take reservations” I get sucked into a never-ending wormhole of increasing hatred of everyone else who lives in my neighborhood. My favorite ever was some chick who wrote multiple reviews of increasingly hysteric…
Is there a “Yelp Assholes” Tumblr? Should we start one?
YES. Yelpers are the most disgusting savages.
This is actually not a bad idea. I feel like I post something about Yelp being awful near weekly at this point.
Can we call it “I mean, fucking seriously? You’re a horrible person! with Ally M”???
